The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
