wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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