Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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