Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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