oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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