Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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