i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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