Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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