Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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