He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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