You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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