do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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