all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
