I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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