Quick, to the slutcave!
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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