and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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