Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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