Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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