You're earring is so big in my mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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