operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
birth control should be required to get into college
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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