Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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