Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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