I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
