Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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