you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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