At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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