i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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