If that was your dad, he is hot
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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