This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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