Hey man sorry I got all grabby
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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