I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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