All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
