they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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