I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
ok first of all what the fuck
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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