I must be too annoying 4 u.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And the cops told us we were all naked.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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