Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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