Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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