Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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