1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
