vagina is talking i cant
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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