I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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