Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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