Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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