i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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