is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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