She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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