I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
