didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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