Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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