that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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