I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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