Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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