Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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