scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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