I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
kristin has been a bad kristin
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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