Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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