In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My dick has a subreddit
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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